We are ZOMBIES

... Meaning we're back from the dead. Hello! Over two months since we posted something on the blog? Shameful. Dreadful. Appalling. Downright lazy. We're sorry.

To celebrate our return, a special offer for you! In the comments section when making a purchase, tell us how you would kill a zombie dame if you ever ran into one. The more creative your method, the higher your discount! You'll get 15% off at the very minimum. Refunds will be given through PayPal.

NOW GET BUYING!